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That's what we need
today a proper establishment!
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Very nicely equipped and clean.
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Here's your prize young man, a big thick book.
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Remember,
you can walk with a wooden leg, eat with false teeth,
but you can't see with a glass eye.
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Pay scales for 1973; eeh you could have 4 pints of beer and a fish'n'chip supper and still have change out of a quid.